QOTW: Resident Evil 4

Published August 7, 2012 | By Fatima Zenine Villanueva

Resident Evil 4 is the Quote of the Week, folks!

Man, I am torn apart (or was), seriously, my left body waved good-bye to the remnants of my right flesh and went up and at em’. You see, we signed a contract clearly stating Resident Evil 4 will be this week’s Quote of the Week, but unfortunately our disagreement fell upon the pick of which quote; the darn thing took off with my heart and spleen, and everyone knows how important my spleen is!

So in lieu of letting a chunk of my body go, I serenaded it back by promising that we will have a couple of quotes from Resident Evil 4 on here, and not just one.

The question at hand is now this: Is your body ready?!

1. The Merchant – If you’ve played Resident Evil 4 without mimicking one of his lines, then you probably suck at life. The essence of Resident Evil 4 lies within the loins of this man. Without The Merchant your chances of survival are pretty slim in the game. Not only that, but The Merchant introduced a brand new concept on weaponry for the Resident Evil franchise. It marked the age for upgrades and gun-galore bonanza. Thus, this makes The Merchant a deux ex machina in his own way. In default, any noise that resonates from his vocal chords are beautifully stringed and hand picked by lactating fairy cows, and that is holy.

2. “Overtime!” – What a perfect way to end the game, Leon S. Kennedy follows his chivalrous charm despite of Ashley’s persistent calls to lure him in with her exquisite artillery. Oh Ashley, haven’t you realized Leon has caught the yellow fever? He yearns for a fan-kicking asian slag donning a crimson dress and high heels… cause you know, they have history.

Ashley Graham: So when you take me back to my place, how about we do some ‘overtime’?

Leon S. Kennedy: Uh, sorry.

3. Speaking Spanish – It is one thing to say “see-ya-later” in English whilst kicking a barrel filled gasoline and launching a bullet into it to destroy a man whose nickname is “The Big Cheese”, but to say that in Spanish? Man, that’s just legendary.

Leon S. Kennedy: Hasta luego!

Okay, I have to honestly control and gather myself before I jot down the whole script of Resident Evil 4. I will end the quotes here before this QOTW turns into a piece of cheese, and mind you, if it did, it will be much cheesier than your Power Rangers light-up shoes when you were in elementary school.

But hey skipper, what’s your favorite line in Resident Evil 4? Let us know! Till then, tune in for some quote-ins for some new pressin’ next weekin’!